Friday, March 22, 2013

Mushroom Bisque

Is delicious :0)

Classy Classic

Lmbaoo if I ever have an office I'm hanging this front and center just to see how ppl react lmaoo

I Know Somebody look just like tis

Lmaoo u know who I'm talkin bout


Iz a good thing sometmes I'm gunna have to come down off all this junk in my system soooo much fast food this past week alone sheesh! Smgdmfbh!

Seems Legit

>-> I WOULD NOT ALLOW HIM TO BABYSIT something..just ain't right...

WHO dat Izz???

My baby daddy that's just my baby daddy

Best Chocolate Ever

Don't you worry Don't you worry child lmao I'm sitting in McDonalds waiting for a James Cotton show to start across the street at BB Kings and reminicing on my Valentines Day Chocolate :0)

U R So Pretty

Hello Kitty lmao

You are So Pretty

Hello Kitty lmaooo

Please Give me the Strength

To quitthis habit I have to learn to ask for a hot tea instead of ordering junk when I need to kill time smdh one day I shall overcome butt for now tha burger was good I'm soo ashamed v-v somebody save me

Saturday, March 9, 2013


This pic is so beautiful I just followed ladynoyz on twitter u should too! I'm sure she's interesting. I wonder is she lives in NY I LOVE B-girls they r so amazing!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Later in Today's Fatness

I'm plotting on a:

and a:

Donchu judge me!

Damn Drake Been Writin Good Stuff!..(I Kidd)...such a cute prayer tho


Disturb us, Lord, when

We are too pleased with ourselves,

When our dreams have come true

Because we dreamed too little,

When we arrived safely

Because we sailed too close to the shore.

Disturb us, Lord, when 

With the abundance of things we possess

We have lost our thirstFor the waters of life;

Having fallen in love with life,

We have ceased to dream of eternity

And in our efforts to build a new earth,

We have allowed our vision

Of the new Heaven to dim.

Disturb us, Lord, to dare more boldly,

To venture on wilder seas

Where storms will show Your mastery;

Where losing sight of land,

We shall find the stars.

We ask you to push back

The horizons of our hopes;

And to push back the future

In strength, courage, hope, and love.

This we ask in the name of our Captain, Who is Jesus Christ.

To the East Side

Lmaoo, so true.  Glad to be moving on, prayer for strength and protection during my travels, grateful for the experience left behind especially the pieces I pack to take with me :0)
-Dear Reader:Did you like my DMX like prayer?

lmfaoo what Drake say?...Make your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, Angels protect you? lmbaoo *shrugz* an wunaadem bad boyz too!


Dear Co-Workers and Managers,
As many of you probably know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type “Today is my last day.”
For nearly as long as I’ve worked here, I’ve hoped that I might one day leave this company. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without your unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude you did not express.
I would especially like to thank all of my managers both past and present but with the exception of the wonderful Mr. ABC: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, you consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of your misinformation, ignorance and intolerance for true talent. It takes a strong man to admit his mistake – it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistake to me.
Over the past seven years, you have taught me more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable supervisors on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects – an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium.
And to most of my peers: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pass on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: sans eye contact.
But to those few souls with whom I’ve actually interacted, here are my personalized notes of farewell:
To [ ], I will not miss hearing you cry over absolutely nothing while laying blame on me and my coworkers. Your racial comments about [ ] were truly offensive and I hope that one day you might gain the strength to apologize to him.
To [ ] whom is long gone, I hope you find a manager that treats you as poorly as you have treated us. I worked harder for you then any manager in my career and I regret every ounce of it. Watching you take credit for my work was truly demoralizing.
To [ ], you should learn how to keep your mouth shut sweet heart. Bad mouthing the innocent is a negative thing, especially when you’re talking about someone who knows your disgusting secrets.
To [ ], well, I wish you had more of a back bone. You threw me to the wolves with that witch B and I learned all too much from it. I still can’t believe that after following your instructions, I ended up getting written up, wow. Thanks for the experience buddy, lesson learned.
[ ], I’m happy that you were let go in the same manner that you have handed down to my dedicated coworkers. Hearing you on the phone last year brag about how great bonuses were going to be for you fellas in upper management because all of the lay offs made me nearly vomit. I never expected to see management benefit financially from the suffering of scores of people but then again, with this company’s rooted history in the slave trade it only makes sense.
To all of the executives of this company, [ ] and such. Despite working through countless managers that practiced unethical behavior, racism, sexism, jealousy and cronyism, I have benefited tremendously by working here and I truly thank you for that. There was once a time where hard work was rewarded and acknowledged, it’s a pity that all of our positive output now falls on deaf ears and passes blind eyes. My advice for you is to place yourself closer to the pulse of this company and enjoy the effort and dedication of us “faceless little people” more. There are many great people that are being over worked and mistreated but yet are still loyal not to those who abuse them but to the greater mission of providing excellent customer support. Find them and embrace them as they will help battle the cancerous plague that is ravishing the moral of this company.
So, in parting, if I could pass on any word of advice to the lower salary recipient (“because it’s good for the company”) in India or Tampa who will soon be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime.
Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.
To those who I have held a great relationship with, I will miss being your co-worker and will cherish our history together.
Please don’t bother responding as at this very moment I am most likely in my car doing 85 with the windows down.
Your demands were high and your patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, “meets expectation.” That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after a 10 hour day, smiling his way through half a bottle of meets-expectation-scotch with a meets-expectation-cigar. Thanks [ ]!

Monday, March 4, 2013

Friday, March 1, 2013

Self Identified Negrophile - Philiac

Yes ..I am...this is true.  

If There Is Ever Anything

That you wanna know about me.. I bet you can find it on this a here blog...see I have no friends so my inner monologues are all posted here where nobody reads them because just like in real life in cyber life I am also strange and somewhat boring.  Lmaooo butt! I can tell my blog everything my blog is my confidant lol!  I love you blog!!!! and I kidd I have many amazing friends who love and expect my strangeness :0) and I talk about them all the time here on this blog in my *point no elbows* style of prose. the sexy selfie above is for your pleasures :D

Shout Out

To all my off Broadway actors and actresses, that bring the drama to the real world where you would least expect it. -__________- *insert sarcasm* 


Soooososososo now I need to order this item and quickly, butt I'm hoping this is the right thing to order lmao it may not be I'm so confuzzled butt I'm under pressure *Queen voice* *sighs* i guess I should just get it, If it were you would you just get it as an experiment because its cheaper or just wait and physically travel to a location to pay 5x as much for an item you are basically positive will work correctly?  I've already purchesd the wrong item twice now...You already knowww I'ma do the stupid, more expensive, more work option -___________-

SO I ate a Swiss Cheeseburger with Bacon

..and I've repented a little bit and paid for my indiscretions.  I had gas for two days straight.  I usually eat chicken occasionally, butt I stopped eating meat that often and so I had very loud embarrassing, Mariah Carey, High Pitched long winded whiny type gas for like two days straight.  And I deserved it for eating one of God's cute adorable fuzzy creatures.  

In other news:

hair done nails done everthang did, oh you Fancy Huh? Oh you Fancy huh?

I'm Very Late...

Buttchu seee in my dimension we just got hold of Drake's Fancy lmaoo so this is like Day 2 of me jamming to Fancy on repeat lmaoooo.  I rele like the song its an adorable song. lol *Lavar Burton voice* "Butt you don't have to take my word for it:

Have You Everrr...?

Brandy has nothing to do with this however...Have you ever felt slighted by someone and, ... and don't like their little tactics that you suspect they think you don't notice and you really want to call them out on their behavior but up til now you've had a relationship with no drama.  Like u don't like their behavior and wanna come out ya face and address it, but that may sour or tint your relationship and you don't really wanna go there cuz you're above it??  Like they are really doing some side ways tryna be yo best frenemy type stuff on the low >_> and you don't appreciate the negative vibe butt you don't wanna take it all there cuz it's prolly not worth it and you've already appraised them as a transient entity in your life, soon to be forgotten and not to be emphasized so your just gunna take the high road yeaaaaaaaaa that's exactly what I'm gunna do smile for now, over look the nonsense, and grow from it.  Every little thing doesn't have to handed to u on a silver platter and doesn't have to be corrected.  Live and let live *shrugs* butt pay attention 

^-^ and that little monster in the above right is EXACTLY what I look like when I come out my face, ... also I tend to this via text message on the phone as u can see the little monster has a little phone ^-^

Yooo butt i've fallen off though.  i've  totally been slackin and haven't payed hardly any attention to netflix and the Twilight Zone that's one series along with Star Trek I would like to watch beginning to end.  Why is it that i can say I've watched every episode of American Dad season 1-6 but not the Twilight Zone smgdmfh my priorities lmao.